But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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