Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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