You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
one two three fourrrrnication!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Randomize
