I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
smell my finger.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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