Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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