i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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