your thong is hanging out like whoa
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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