dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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