Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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