Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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