Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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