Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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