i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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