Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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