Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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