Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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