I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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