he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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