You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Just cropdusted the office
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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