HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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