Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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