I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
