Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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