I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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