why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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