dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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