Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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