When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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