but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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