What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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