I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
