I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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