Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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