I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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