let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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