WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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