And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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