ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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