i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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