you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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