So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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