I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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