is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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