your room smells of hookers.
And success
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i will never coherently bang her
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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