I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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