i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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