Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
