This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just google imaged poop.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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