Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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