guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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