You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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