dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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