she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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