its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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