he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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