She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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